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The Dentist And His Array of Uncomfortable Tools
Monday, March 10th, 2008

Recently, after finding a hole in my tooth, I went to a dentist. For the record, I am not fond of dentists. The dentist, as you are fully aware, uses a lot of barbaric-looking tools that make eyebrow-scrunching, shoulder-scrunching, and mouth-curling noises that lead to clammy skin and a woozy sensation. I liken the dentist [...]

Sleep Will Come
Friday, March 7th, 2008

The song, I remember, was called “Sleep Will Come.” It is not the smartest thing to listen to such a song while driving, but an insomniac driver cannot be swayed by such lyrics. Instead, an insomniac driver will hallucinate about other worlds, all the while maintaining balance in this one, staying between the yellow and [...]