Alternately: Latest reasons why I should hunker down in my lesbian separatist van and wait for the first wave of the apocalypse.
1) I turned 40 in 2008. I don’t feel, look, act or dress like I’m 40 years old. Plus, I thought it would be more like having a cat: sleeping, lounging, curling, eating and [...]

I was, until recently, breaking the law. While this is not terribly unusual for me, I was not consciously choosing to break the law. I don’t even think I was unconsciously choosing to break the law. I think I was inadvertently breaking the law because I am not fond of “stuff.”
I refer to “stuff” as [...]